I say, bring it on!!!
**pemilik kedai bersama kedainya di Puchong.
Customer: Do you have any other branches?
Owner: Branches? Owh..here we call it spots. This is our main spot, A spot. We also have B spot, C spot and D spot. We'll try to hit G-spot by the end of next year.
Perturbed by the high crime rate in the area, the shop owner decided to keep a dog for safety reasons. It's a 4 feet fierce looking dog that never stops barking.
Dog to a suspicious looking passer-by:
Betty: Im looking for a new bf. I need to wash my hair and totally change my appearance. What do you suggest?
Hair stylist: S&M. It's Shampoo n Make-over my dear.....
Betty: I don't know what's wrong with my hair. I didn't do anything. It somehow got tangled by itself.
Hair stylist: That is what we call Self-Bondage.
Case 5Betty: I need to sperm my hair errr....i mean perm.
In the shop, there's an advertisement that reads:
20% discount for students
40% discount for senior citizens
80% discount if you are Chua Soi LekCase 7
Owner: last week, our premise got robbed and 2 of our stylists was shot by a shotgun.
officer: the criminal was all alone?
owner: no. it was a gang-bang.
Hairstylist: Im new here and im still not good at layering, i have to ask my fellow friend here to help me hold your hair while i cut the inner layer. Are you ok with that?
Customer: Fine. Sounds like three-some to me.
Budak baru abis SPM: Psstt...akak. VCD tupah ada?
G-spot tu adalah tempat yg tiada tarikan graviti.
p/s: my first attempt on blogging in english. sila tunjuk ajar...