Thursday, October 30, 2008

Sasha, i accept!

Kawan saya Sasha Saripuddin telah mencabar saya untuk membuat entri berdasarkan gambar. Cheh, ni kerja rumah budak sekolah kebangsaan...apadahal.


I say, bring it on!!!


**pemilik kedai bersama kedainya di Puchong.

case 1

Customer: Do you have any other branches?

Owner: Branches? Owh..here we call it spots. This is our main spot, A spot. We also have B spot, C spot and D spot. We'll try to hit G-spot by the end of next year.

case 2

Perturbed by the high crime rate in the area, the shop owner decided to keep a dog for safety reasons. It's a 4 feet fierce looking dog that never stops barking.

Dog to a suspicious looking passer-by:

"Milf! Milf!"

Case 3

Betty: Im looking for a new bf. I need to wash my hair and totally change my appearance. What do you suggest?

Hair stylist: S&M. It's Shampoo n Make-over my dear.....

Case 4

Betty: I don't know what's wrong with my hair. I didn't do anything. It somehow got tangled by itself.

Hair stylist: That is what we call Self-Bondage.

Case 5

Betty: I need to sperm my hair errr....i mean perm.

Case 6

In the shop, there's an advertisement that reads:

20% discount for students

40% discount for senior citizens

80% discount if you are Chua Soi Lek

Case 7

Owner: last week, our premise got robbed and 2 of our stylists was shot by a shotgun.

officer: the criminal was all alone?

owner: no. it was a gang-bang.

Case 8:

Hairstylist: Im new here and im still not good at layering, i have to ask my fellow friend here to help me hold your hair while i cut the inner layer. Are you ok with that?

Customer: Fine. Sounds like three-some to me.

Case 9:

Budak baru abis SPM: Psstt...akak. VCD tupah ada?

To those pure-hearted: self bondage - S&M.

G-spot tu adalah tempat yg tiada tarikan graviti.

p/s: my first attempt on blogging in english. sila tunjuk ajar...



44 comments:

Miko Yamaguchi said...

nyum2..sila bagi peta, saya mahu ke salon itu. nyum2!!

Phoebus said...

wooot!

best best!

ilazz said...

yoshz ko mmg terer. ko patut jadik pm ganti pak lah ~tuut tuut~ tu

@tune® said...

aiseh!!!
service lain dan lian dan lain lg??

nnt nk google map arr...tgk ade x...

SASHA SHARIFUDDIN said...

hahahah!

good one!mcm ala2 email fwd yang kita dpt tentang kisah2 pendek!

*very well versed in this topic i see...*grin**

yoshz said...

miko,
peta takdak. tapi dekat puchong la.

phoebus,
woot woot! tq!

ilazz,
anybody is more terer than paklah.
tido ajer..

atune,
cuba yellow pages dulu. jgn carik kat redtube sudah..

sasha,
well versed? terima kasih wikipedia!

yanhashim said...

duh!
sakit kepala

l.i.f.e said...

hahahaha...penuh informasi nampaknya. ni thru so much of reading or so much of practice ah?

Encik Bibir said...

actually that guy in d picture was having his ice-cream. amacam?

o-y-e-t-t said...

ahahahahaha.....wa mau ke g-spot...salon lucah...service ikat, sebat dan lilin ade??

Pengejar Masa said...

bagus! aku pun nak pergi la!

hajime said...

ah!
ko pun membuatnye!
suppaaa!!!!!

yoshz said...

yanhashim,
sila sediakan panadol actifast sebelum membaca.

life,
itu semua tunjuk ajar sifu wikipedia. saya belum start amali.

en. bibir,
whose ice cream...i mean what kind of ice cream is he having?

oyett,
whatever u desire.....
whoppa!! (bunyi cemeti keldai)

pengejar masa,
carik yellow pages cepatt!!

hajime,
salah. ia sebenarnya whoppa!!
shanananananap (gaya whip kof)

hamsap la korang semua ni.

miezi said...

ko ialah memang kelakar. sila bagi alamat penuh salun kat puchong tu.

dialicious said...

ini post 18sx!nasib baik i tutup mata tau x baca..(ha'ah..i lum 18 lg)hehehe

Che Sue said...

uih...need to go to the salon to get those sperm..erk! i mean perm!

Kikuri said...

"G-spot tu adalah tempat yg tiada tarikan graviti"
-Hmmm... berbaur lucah! Tak ku sangka....

P/S-
my student once asked me, "Teacher horny to ape?"
My answer... "Lembu" heheh..

yoshz said...

miezi,
tak tau alamat. sila tanya sasha.

dialicious,
jgn baca. nanti abg nyamuk mawrah.

che sue,
cheh. buat2 salah plak. nak kena curah dengan cement?

kikuri,
G-spot tu kan kawasan yg angkasawan terbang2 tu...haha.

Dulu aku pernah ajar tusyen BI.

Budak: Hump tu apa?
yoshz: hump tu bonggol. mcm kat belakang unta.
budak: tapi apasal Fergie nyanyi my hump, my hump?
yoshz: err.err...psl dia bodoh!

Anonymous said...

akak paling suka hairstylist cina, vely cleatif, vely good maaaa...ini tampat mana oooo.hahaha,dia punya service ada macam-macam, lu subut apa mau.tak percaya, lu kasi tengok wa punya lambut, ini indon punya hairstylist aa, kasi losak semua ooooo...:)mamapower

LoveyAshLiecious said...

berbaur lucah tapi cool
wakakaka.
tergelak sedikit utk hari ni.

kecik said...

lubuk tupah?
da lame da lame.

yoshz,ko xde bg serbis kat situ?

o-y-e-t-t said...

aku tau pasal ape chua soi lek dpt discount smpi 80%...sbb dier pakai baju nurse yg latex punya

ROY said...

aha, interesting! br saya tau mksd terms2 itu.

benjamin aka pekik lunak said...

oh..ada jugak kedai nama macam nih yer..

Hanim said...

Hehehehe...very informative

kaka' said...

weh lubuk tupah x up2date lgsg..
bdk skolah layan "tayangan perdana"..

padelkopak said...

bangkai la lu!

eija maskulin said...

beb, salun itu kt area panas bos aku dowh.... baru aku faham naper dia xmo pindah kl... kt puchong ada servis yg baeeekkkk punyer... mwahahahaha ;p

rahimin idris said...

laaa, ada ke tempat tu? yang nampak muka separuh tu sape?

yoshz said...

mamapower,
ler..mama buat kat indon sape suruh? betul. saya setuju. hairstylist cina sgt hebat. cheh..padahal saya baru sekali pergi salon kat uptown sana.

lovey,
sekali sekala je nak buat lawak 'dewasa'. asyik2 buat cerita idrul mcm bosan gak.

kecik,
tupah tu kan pernah jadi fenomena.haha. tamau aku. tgk gambar gunting tu je aku dah takut.

oyett,
Kah kah kah! so funny. yet sooo true!! ko imagine dia pakai baju nurse mcm Joker pakai tu. comel. kah kah kah!

roy,
cheh berpura2 suci plak...

benjamin,
ada restoran kat subang nama 'Fatty Ho'. sekali baca mcm rumah pelacuran gemuk daa...

hanim,
sila ucap terima kaseh kat wikipedia. saya pun baru belajar.

kaka',
Wah...tayangan perdana? yg itu aku tak update...psst..mana mau carik?

padelkopak,
ko gi tgk hajime punya. lagi double bangkai ichigo.

eija,
Bos ko selalu lepak situ? hamsap nyer bos ko. haha.ko selalu ikut dia eh..
p/s: weh, jgnla panggil aku beb. nama aku bukan siti nurul yosh.

rahimin,
itu la syaitan yg bertopengkan hajime. dah, baca auzubillah kalau jumpa dia.

eija maskulin said...

mintak maap en yoshz hari jumaat.

ntah...aku rasa dia slalu laa lepak sana... mmg pun... dia kan spesis hamsap jgk... aku? mana ada masa nk ikut... aku bz dgn kehidupan aku yg sungguh.... la la la...

p/s: aku tanya dia sat...

mrblind said...

baca posting lu dah buat gua nak google laman porn lak..aisheh..

manusia terlantar said...

VCD tupah di salon? Tak senonoh betul la budak2 sekolah sekarang ni..

Err.. Salon mana yang tak senonoh ni? bagi alamat sikit..

yoshz said...

eija,
dah jgn layan bos kau tu.takyah tanya dia. kang dia ingat kau nak ajak dia pergi sana lak.haha.org2 rambut kerinting ni takleh perchaya.

mr blind,
perlu ke google? bukan ko dah set as favourite ker? kah kah..

manusia terlantar,
sumwhere kat pucong. dah gi carik yellow pages. aku dah taknak terlibat dah...

Princess Fiona said...

amboih2 yoshzz.. topik2 begini semangat sungguh kamu ye...

but then again, normal la org smangat topik camni. klau yg tak smangat tu yg harus diberi perhatian sket kan?

eija maskulin said...

hihihihi sian org yg berambut krinting...x bole dipercayai... bos aku ckp sesaper bole ckp salun porn itu di puchong... asal yg hamsap jer kat puchong... lalu aku selamba kodok ckp... bos pun hamsap jgk... ;p

denanz said...

suruh bukak branch kat kl la.

man_helang said...

cam haram jek...ha ha ha

buih said...

Ye! saya pun kena buat juga...hahaha..but yours is backed by a well done research albeit wiki..

i went we with the lazy blog approach..ahahaha..

buih said...

If you don't mind, i'll link your blog in mine..:)

kadok said...

are they for real? got G-Spot summore...hahaha...salam blog bro..i link urs if u dont mind..:)

budakyggemuk said...

Derm, aku telah termastubed sambil membaca entry kali nih...

orensangkuit said...

bahasa inggeris anda sungguh bagus
kire pass tahap C++..
terus kan usaha.
hahaha

yoshz said...

princess fiona,
heh. mana ada semangat..
yg tak semangat tu kena bagi ransangan sikit.i mean motivasi..

eija,
puchong = Pusat Cilaka Hamsap ada Ong.begitu agaknya..

denanz,
kau nak beli francais dia? kau tunggu la G-spot. baru ada ong.

man_helang,
memang haram pon. jauhkan la aku dari api neraka. fuhh fuhh..
[duduk tahiyat T__T ]

buih,
A well done research must always be backed by well known references.
-prof lachman tarachand. lecturer aku dulu.hahah.ok i'll link yours too.

kadok,
the shop is real. but the story is just a figment of my sordid imagination.hahahah. ok. i'll link yours too.mcm dejavu jer..

budakyggemuk,
weh cakap awek kauuuu....hehehe.
benda ni pun boleh jadi modal kaa?

orensangkuit,
C++ jer? amacam muet band 6 lepas tak? Vogue=Vo-goo-weh?